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By Louise Rennison

ISBN-10: 0060288140

ISBN-13: 9780060288143

ISBN-10: 0064472272

ISBN-13: 9780064472272

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the scale of a small Labrador, in basic terms mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to pull him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly lingerie worn through outdated Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the aspect of them, besides? they only move up your bum, so far as i will tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me through a certified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a 12 months within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious booklet will go away you guffawing out loud. As Georgia may say, it really is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for early life Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), best 10 early life First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor ebook, 2001 most sensible Books for teenagers (ALA), and 2001 fast selections for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)

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I think it is so common. Why would you let someone bite you? The day dragged by. I really am going to complain about Miss Stamp—she should be working in a prison. I’m sure she has done before. Even though it was icy outside she insisted that in our games period we run round the hockey pitch. You could see your breath. She found Jackie and Alison hiding in the showers having a fag and made them change into their sports knickers and do the circuit twice. Which is almost a reason to have her as a teacher.

Kissing the back of your hand is no good because you can’t tell which is which—which is lip and which is hand—so you don’t get a proper sensation from either. Do boys have this trouble or do they just know how to do stuff? m. “No” is the answer, if the “tickly bear” incident is anything to go by. tuesday september 29th 8:30 am. Biology, double maths, Froggie and geoggers. Qu’est-ce que Ie point? m. What a fiasco. Jackie and Alison decided that today was the day for the fandango in the 5C form room.

Please reply quickly. TTFN. I’ve given her my worst look but she keeps sending notes. I am not interested in any of the prat family Jennings. m. Sadly it makes no difference to Jas whether I’m interested or not. All the way home she was telling me what Tom said or did. The more I hear about him, the less I think Jas should have to do with him. All right, maybe I am being unfair and bitter, but she is my best friend and should do everything I say. . Tom wants to go into the fruit and veg business.

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